This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, and totally Anti-Sango and Anti-Shippou. Sit back, relax, and revel in my utter disgust at this pathetic “mother-son” duo. The Christmastide may be a season of love, compassion, perpetual hope, and good vibes. However, I only have terrible vibes for this poor excuse of a demon slayer and this poor excuse of a Kitsune. Besides, Virgin Mary and Child Jesus Sango and Shippou are not! I know some people may see it a whole lot differently than I did, but, because I have been watching Inuyasha from his point of view, I argue that Sango and Shippou are two of his most atrocious companions next to Kagome and Miroku combined. Believe me, I will also tackle him alongside Sango and Shippou, as these three nitwits constitute the main Dunderhead family. These two knuckleheads may as well be a mother and son duo because at least Sango seems more fit than her “immature younger sister” Kagome in motherhood duties, and at least Shippou can have a mother figure in Sango who will end up taking care of him. It is such a shame that both Sango and Shippou lack common sense and the compassion that is necessary to understand Inuyasha’s pain and loneliness. Instead, they just treat him like a second to a third-class citizen. For a demon slayer like Sango and for a Kitsune like Shippou, viewers would expect them to bear some degree of mental resourcefulness and physical prowess. However, despite their varying degrees of skill, with Sango showing that she can be physically capable of slaughtering demons with her weapons and Shippou using the occasional trickery, they fail rather miserably when it comes to the much more challenging creatures such as Garamaru and his cocoons for example. Sure, the movies, especially the third Inuyasha movie, did show them becoming stronger in their skills. However, because the movies tend to stray from canon, their skills have not shown any improvement, and just rely on Inuyasha to rescue them nearly all the time. So much for this demon slayer and this Kitsune who just end up being very pathetic. What is even sadder is that they did not need to be this way. Sango could have been a much stronger fighter on her own and be in league with Inuyasha, while Shippou could have known his boundaries. Unfortunately, this is the case of truly failed potential on both parties. The only good thing about Sango being a mother figure to Shippou, at least in my view, is that she is a lot more emotionally mature than the abusively snappy dimwit known as Kagome Higurashi, although she herself does complete this stupidly pathetic family. At least Sango and Shippou get to be stupid, indifferent, and awful together as mother and son, considering how they are nothing more than Kagome’s extremely lame yes-people and enablers. Speaking of being yes-people and enablers, Sango may show motherly love to Shippou and take good care of him, while Shippou may demonstrate how much of a respectful son he can be to his loving mother. Thus, they can beautifully coexist as a mother-and-son duo who will be there for each other. However, the cruelly raw fact remains that both Sango and Shippou are just as bad as each other when it comes to not understanding Inuyasha and choosing to jump on Kagome’s bandwagon that he is a two-timer. They can never think for themselves let alone critically assess the situation Inuyasha is in without having to consult Kagome their goddess. In theory, Sango’s great combat prowess and Shippou’s potential to grow as a Kitsune should be more reasons why I should root for them. However, time and time again, their willingness to remain as Kagome’s knee-crawling posse and their inability to grow as fighters and individuals make them nothing more than pathetic losers. It is a pure shame that Sango and Shippou could barely rise above whatever potential they could have had. In a perfect world, Sango could have been more understanding of Inuyasha’s problems rather than be nothing more than a Kagome cheerleader. Shippou could have known his boundaries a lot better instead of being an ungrateful little bastard who always tried Inuyasha’s patience. Nevertheless, according to how they were portrayed in canon, they were nothing more than a sad mother-and-son duo who could never rise above their own biases let alone stand up to Kagome to not think too highly of herself. I will always argue that Sango and Shippou are only brought together as mother and son because they are both terrible companions to Inuyasha. I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not be lame like Sango and Shippou, everybody. Mommy Dunderhead and Baby Dunderhead from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
Articles by Antoni Matteo Garcia
Sharp, witty, clever, and fun are my best adjectives to describe The Cosby Show’s first Christmas episode.
Hey, hey, hey! It’s time for me to show my appreciation for a Christmas special that has left me with tears in my eyes, a smile on my face, and laughter in my heart thanks to Fat Albert and all his friends.
It’s time for some fun and zaniness decked with colorful battle suits in this Christmas episode that made me grin so widely.
A rock-solid Christmas episode from a show inspired by Japan’s Metal Heroes franchise that combines fun and cheers with a good amount of action.
This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, indubitably, and absolutely Anti-Sango. Sit back, relax, and join me in my unapologetic hatred against this pathetic excuse of a demon slayer. I can hear all the Sango fans whining and crying at me saying that the hate against Sango is so forced. I can even hear some fantards go at me and say that I am a misogynist even if I am proven time and time again to those tin-heads that I like specific heroines who are not this pathetic excuse of a demon slayer and who are a million times better than Sango will ever be. Nevertheless, I am sufficiently brave to stand my ground as always and not cave into the crap that I am being fed. Sango was nothing more than the biggest fool I have ever seen in Inuyasha. From her being a member of Kagome’s followers to partaking in maltreating Inuyasha to her utter incompetence when actually facing Naraku, she has done nothing more than be a hindrance to herself and to the ones who are supposed to be her allies. She is nothing more than a pitiful fool who has devolved into a breeding mare for a pathetic pervert and hypocrite. Sure, she may be a mother to three children who have taken on her “legacy”, but she is nothing more than a pathetic joke who may as well be stabbed by Devil May Cry’s very own Vergil. One of the many misdeeds Sango has to account for is her blatant lies and hypocrisy. For somebody who swore to stay by Inuyasha’s side in Episode 52 after his full-demon transformation, she did a terrible job at being the companion he truly needed. Perhaps if she listened to him a lot more and gravitated less towards Kagome’s “hurt feelings”, there could have been a firmer friendship and far more respect between Inuyasha and Sango. I may not romantically ship them because I am more partial to Inuyasha x Ayame. However, after everything Sango failed to do for Inuyasha as a comrade, companion, and friend, she deserves absolutely nothing. I am aware of the whole belief that girls can stick together, but Sango’s follower nature towards Kagome is taken up to eleven that I cannot believe just how much of a sad, pathetic loser she is. Despite supposedly having the strength of more than ten men, all she has going for herself is latching on to what other people think instead of thinking for herself. This has caused her to be nothing more than a skank who cannot save herself from crap. Her foolishness does not remain with Inuyasha and how he has become a victim of her being such a pathetic bystander, but she is also complicit in making herself weak for her pervert monk in the face of sacrificing Rin to save his pathetic life. This would have hurt Sesshoumaru the most, as he did go through development in understanding what his and Inuyasha’s father wanted to teach them, and that was compassion for others, hence his birthright with Tenseiga and finding his own path with Bakusaiga. Her falling for Naraku’s tricks for the umpteenth time was the last straw, considering that she has always fallen for his rubbish since he implanted the initial seeds of mistrust toward Inuyasha when he framed him for slaughtering her demon slayer comrades. Now with Rin in the mix, the fact that Sango thought she had to kill Rin to save her fellow pathetic loser Miroku was the lousiest display of incompetence I have ever seen. Sesshoumaru should have killed Sango right then and there because she was about to slaughter Rin just to save that hypocritical loser who has been womanizing and being plain deceitful. For her corporal punishment, she might as well be tied to a sequoia tree waiting for the nearest semi-truck to crush her into a bloody mess. Once she is crushed to a bloodied mess by that semi-truck, her body shall be chopped up to bits by hatchets as if though she were in a butcher’s shop. Then, throw her mangled corpse in a cauldron and douse her with kerosene and butane. Finally, light up a match, watch the flame burn, and incinerate her useless carcass. If I want something more violent for Sango, I would gladly unleash the Psycho Rangers to mangle her and crack every joint in her body. Once that is done, the Psycho Rangers would gladly tear her up to bloodied shreds. Finally, the Psycho Rangers would bring what is left of Sango’s mangled body as an offering to Lord Zedd and Master Org, thus making both demon lords incinerate her carcass with their staffs. Oh, what a fitting end Sango will have. Death is a wonderful solution to make this pathetic floozy suffer. Besides, seeing this dumb floozy die a horrible death would be a very ideal end after everything she failed to do for Inuyasha and what she did to Rin. I hope you all enjoyed this, as well as the ways to do away with Sango, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and have no pity for Sango, everybody. The Pathetic, Two-Bit, and Stupid Floozy from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, indubitably, and absolutely Anti-Sango. Sit back, relax, and revel in the evisceration I have in store for this pathetically stupid floozy. The problems I have with Sango do not even begin to describe how much I hate her to this day and find her extremely problematic. You can call it the blind hero-worshipping I used to have from my pre-adolescent to teenage years for this loser floozy taking on demon slayer duties. Her lack of common sense, inability to think for herself, inconsistent skills, and amazing stupidity do not make her a demon slayer at all. She is nothing more than an over-glorified bimbo who is all style and barely any substance. Besides, Sango has been falling for Naraku’s traps and tricks several times. Yes, she may have overcome some of the demon puppets created by Naraku, but when it comes to taking him down, she did show potential, but she ended up falling for his tricks hook, line, and sinker. She was not even any better during her battle with the Panther Devas when she could have been more useful other than having Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha take down the Panther King themselves. Therefore, Sango is a pathetic loser who is all talk, all style, and all looks but has no substance, no brain, and no common sense. For someone who is supposed to be a powerful demon slayer, it is incredibly laughable how quickly and easily Sango falls for nearly all of Naraku’s tricks and gets herself trapped by enemies who are a lot stronger than her. She has the weapons and the skills to overcome her physical obstacles, but she does not enact on the determination and strong willpower that she thought she had. One egregious example is her constantly pining over her lost brother Kohaku in terms of how much she wants him back despite him not being psychologically ready to become a demon slayer himself, how he was manipulated into killing the demon slayer clan, how he became an unwilling pawn in Naraku’s machinations, and the many horrible atrocities he has done outside Naraku’s control. The natural thing Sango should have done was kill him because he unwillingly and willingly killed a lot of people to not have any memories of the crap he has done or some stupid plan of him being free from Naraku’s grasp. Common sense should have told Sango to not give in to sibling piety and execute Kohaku for good and for all. Even worse is what Sango did in Inuyasha: The Final Act, specifically when it came to nearly killing Rin to save that other pathetic loser Miroku. Seriously, after every hypocritical and lousy deed that Miroku has done, Sango should have seen nothing in him because he was a pathetically empty shell of a monk and of a man. The only thing that brought Miroku and Sango together is how they were nothing more than Kagome’s posse and antagonistic towards Inuyasha when it came to his trauma with Kikyou. Her pathetic loser side was made extremely clear when Miroku was using Rin as a sacrifice to make the Shikon Jewel far more corrupted yet powerful. All Sango had to do was kill Rin to save Miroku, but she was too stupid to realize that it was all an illusion by Naraku. After what Rin had to endure with death two times, first at Kouga’s hands and second in the underworld, Sesshoumaru could not let her suffer another death, especially not at the hands of both Naraku and Sango combined. Naraku’s final test of temptation for Sango was what she failed at, and she should have been killed by Sesshoumaru once and for all. Sango’s pathetic weakness and egregious incompetence truly make her a loser par excellence. She has failed multiple times at realizing all the horrible machinations Naraku set her up, specifically when it came to Kohaku and how she was about to kill Rin to be reunited with her beloved pathetic pervert. It was also laughable to see how far she has devolved from being a combatant with heaps of potential to keep growing and stay unfettered to a pathetic weakling who has poor priorities and is easily fooled by Naraku while staying loyal to a faithless loser pervert. I would have loved for this pathetic loser known as Sango to suffer this cruel punishment. She may as well find herself at the Psycho Rangers’ hands in terms of being impaled, beheaded, and quartered by them. For great measure, Master Org can place various curses on her and incinerate her entire body. Finally, Sango may as well be devoured by Trakeena and her minions, thus making her nothing but fodder for the Power Rangers villains. Whatever punishment fits this pathetic skank can be just as strong as Sesshoumaru slicing her to bits with Bakusaiga. She deserves it. I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not be incompetent like Sango, everybody. The Pathetic, Two-Bit, and Stupid Floozy from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, indubitably, and absolutely Anti-Sango. Sit back, relax, and understand why I firmly believe that Sango is not all that because of how overpraised and overrated she truly is. I can hear and see the steam coming out of many Sango fans’ ears and heads right now when I say that Sango is one of the most overrated characters in Inuyasha next to Kagome. I can also hear a great number of people coming at me stating that I am being a misogynist for hating on somebody like her just like what they threw at me when I expressed my extreme hatred against Kagome. Heck, I can even hear retards thinking that I hate Sango because I want Miroku to myself, which is complete bollocks because I bloody hate Miroku too. Nevertheless, I am standing my ground and defending myself when I state that Sango is not all that great. Despite her strength as a combatant, despite her surface-level fierceness, and despite the promise she had as her own fighter, she ended up being nothing more than wasted potential. Sure, she is physically strong and demonstrated her skills in the earlier parts of the series; however, with every journey she and her companions endured, she seemed to become a lot more reliant on Inuyasha to comply with her, Miroku, Kagome, and Shippou, thus making her lame and pathetic. Sango’s skills as a demon slayer may have shown promise, given her epic team-ups with Inuyasha when battling monsters and demons, but the fact that she ends up kidnapped, poisoned, and subdued by demons and bandits alike makes her weak and physically lame. Worse is that she and her fellow losers Miroku, Kagome, and Shippou are nothing more than useless, thus making Inuyasha the de facto savior of their pathetic asses. I know I am still reeling from the horribly bitter aftertaste of Episode 100 because of how Sango participated in Miroku’s, Kagome’s, and Shippou’s smugness toward Inuyasha who, may I remind you, had to fight tooth and nail just to try to get them out of Garamaru’s cocoons. Instead of showing compassion and unconditional companionship as she supposedly promised in Episode 52, she just became nothing more than a member of the hypocritical ingrate brigade. Perhaps if she stood up for herself a lot more, stood up to Kagome more often, and was not a member of Kagome’s posse, she would have been a stronger person and not bought the whole girls stick together excuse. People can praise Sango for being physically strong and a formidable fighter, but how she behaved in the later episodes as well as after her debut appearance demonstrated how weak she truly was. Whether she remained as one of Kagome’s knee-crawling posse or constantly fell into Naraku’s machinations among other villain-of-the-week machinations, she showed how much she could not think for herself and understand that what Kagome was doing to Inuyasha, as in abusing the Beads of Subjugation on him out of her inane jealousy toward Kikyou as well as keeping him in line, was wrong and hurtful. Take away Sango’s combat prowess and she is nothing more than a sheep and a pathetic yes woman to Kagome at best and an easily manipulated dumbass in distress at worst. If it were not for Sango’s abilities as a demon slayer, she would have been nothing more than a pathetic weakling which she truly is. There is nothing worth rooting for Sango. Even if she were to demonstrate her boomerang skills and overall combat skills, she ended up as nothing more than a miserable excuse for a loser. When I was a young boy between 11 and 14 years old, I used to like Sango because of how strong and tough she was. Nowadays, as a 30-year-old content creator and full-time Master’s student, I find her pitiful because she defines wasted potential. Sango’s inability to think for herself and failure to stand up for herself to compliment her physical prowess make her a pitiful excuse of a demon slayer, a terrible companion to Inuyasha, and one of Kagome’s subhuman humanoids. Nothing about Sango is worth rooting for anymore because her flashy moves with her boomerang and weapons at her disposal are absolutely futile, especially when they are wielded by a pathetic loser. The one fate I would have loved for this pathetic loser and yes woman to have faced is to have her executed in the most brutal fashion possible. I think her ending up stabbed to death by assassins and chopped up to smithereens by warlords would be a fitting punishment for her. Therefore, I used to want her to rise above the obstacles. Now, I just want her thrashed, battered, and eventually die and burn at the stake. I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, Happy Holidays, and do not be a pathetic weakling, everybody. The Pathetic, Two-Bit, and Stupid Floozy from Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
Over-hated by Power Rangers fans because of its sugary sweet syrupiness and tendency to stray from continuity, what did I think of Alpha’s Magical Christmas? Find out more in my somewhat defense of this direct-to-video holiday special.
I would have liked this Power Rangers holiday episode a lot more if there were more action, thrills, excitement, and tension, not having Debbie Ex Machina wrapping things up with a cornily ham-fisted ditty!