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The ASS Reviews – Family Guy

“By far the hardest review I’ve ever had to write.  I can’t think of anything that has mentally tortured me more than this one.  It’s fucking hard to write a fair and ethical review on something you know very little about but you despise so frickin’ much.  It took about a year and 7 drafts to get to this final product, and this is what I shat out.  It’s still not perfect, there are other things I could have said or done differently, but I DON’T FUCKING CARE.  As long as I never have to watch Family Guy again.”  – The ACC  

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The Asian Critic Chick – Grown Ups 2

This is a vulgar, cheap, raunchy landfill of unfunny, talentless, and plotless shit I don’t think I’ve ever seen… but seeing Taylor Lautner get his dick chewed off by a reindeer was pretty damn funny. Again, Sony Pictures Entertainment blocked this review on YouTube to prevent any further debauchery of their beloved masterpiece.  My response was the following:  

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The Hangover Part III

The Hangover sobered up, and franchise that made Zach “Gah-lee-fya-na-keys” an immediate superstar left us in a lingering state of shock and disappointment.  So much for the “epic finale” of the Hangover trilogy.

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The Asian Critic Chick – Bridesmaids

I don’t get it.  I don’t get you ladies.  Female version of The Hangover?  BETTER than The Hangover?  No fucking way.   I have never seen a chick flick so open with its sexual humor, having forgettable characters, a sickeningly weak female lead, and manage to include every generic, overused chick flicky/romantic comedy plot point at same time.  This one was just asking for it.

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