Because rednecks are so hot… headed. Didn’t plan for this pregnancy, but did it anyway ’cause I love meaningful cartoons, Texas, and shitting in Seth MacFarlane’s face. The world is great.
“By far the hardest review I’ve ever had to write. I can’t think of anything that has mentally tortured me more than this one. It’s fucking hard to write a fair and ethical review on something you know very little about but you despise so frickin’ much. It took about a year and 7 drafts to get to this final product, and this is what I shat out. It’s still not perfect, there are other things I could have said or done differently, but I DON’T FUCKING CARE. As long as I never have to watch Family Guy again.” – The ACC
The ACC gives this so-called sex comedy of 2014 a healthy dosage of chicken fries and an important lesson on fucking common sense.
The ACC presents her new segment devoted purely to Adult Swim shows, starting with the Aqua Teens.
Hollywood is the Sodom and Gomorrah of our time, and Seth Rogen and his buddies made a movie about it. Special thanks to Isabel Nicholls for help with this review.
This is a vulgar, cheap, raunchy landfill of unfunny, talentless, and plotless shit I don’t think I’ve ever seen… but seeing Taylor Lautner get his dick chewed off by a reindeer was pretty damn funny. Again, Sony Pictures Entertainment blocked this review on YouTube to prevent any further debauchery of their beloved masterpiece. My response was the following:
The Hangover sobered up, and franchise that made Zach “Gah-lee-fya-na-keys” an immediate superstar left us in a lingering state of shock and disappointment. So much for the “epic finale” of the Hangover trilogy.
I don’t get it. I don’t get you ladies. Female version of The Hangover? BETTER than The Hangover? No fucking way. I have never seen a chick flick so open with its sexual humor, having forgettable characters, a sickeningly weak female lead, and manage to include every generic, overused chick flicky/romantic comedy plot point at same time. This one was just asking for it.