By in Birthday Sex’s “Defense”, I mean, that this is really Audio Abominations #13 and every defense I give this song is completely and totally bullshit because “APRIL FOOLS!”. Unfortunately, I was pressed for time so I couldn’t truly delve into why I and so many others hate this song so much. So if you want a true obliteration of this song, you’ll have to wait until I hopefully create my own personal worst songs of 2009 list.
My review of You’re the Inspiration by Chicago, aka my least favorite song from 1985 which is my favorite year in pop music history.
This song to be me is what God Made Girls is to everyone else.
Like my colleagues, I base my opinions on the Billboard charts. Unlike my colleagues, I turned to the year-end chart of the Mainstream Rock songs. Special thanks to JakeAnderson733 for the number transition request of Come with Me Now, since it was the only song on the year-end chart for the Mainstream Rock songs that made the actual year-end hot 100. Here’s the year-end chart for Billboard’s Mainstream Rock Songs if anyone is curious: http://www.billboard.com/charts/year-…
To anyone who says they’re nostalgic for 90s music, point them to this song and ask if they still are.
Here’s a tip, if you want to have a break up song that has us sympathize for the main protagonist, don’t start the song with “No one’s gonna love you like I do”.
To celebrate Halloween, I decide to show you guys something really scary… a generic pop song where women objectify themselves, from 2009 no less. This is as tasty as Double Bubble bubblegum.
There are certain bands where the “emo” title they are given probably goes too far. Simple Plan are not one of those bands, and this is their worst song to date. And the worst part is, I can actually relate to the lyrics.
Special thanks to Cesar Marines for the request. As for the song itself, it’s not the worst song I’ve ever heard, especially when we have Surrounded by Silence to compare it to, but yeah, this song is a mess.