This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, indubitably, and absolutely Anti-Kagome. Sit back, relax, and revel in how much I enjoy letting Kagome and her knee-crawling posse in my chopping block because of how blatantly abusive she has always been towards Inuyasha, especially with those god-awful Beads of Subjugation as well Miroku, Sango, and Shippou aka The Dunderhead Family being nothing more than Kagome’s army of skanks. Here is a question I will continue to impose or maybe I have been imposing on you, but the point may not have been as clear. Would you still laugh if Inuyasha used the Beads of Subjugation on Kagome to sit her? Would you still find it funny if a guy were to abuse his girlfriend or wife for petulant reasons? If you find a girl abusing a boy funny, why is it that when the boy does the same thing to the girl it is not as funny? What difference does it make with Kagome sitting Inuyasha for petulant reasons for either being more excited for the ramen she brought or for Inuyasha acting out of line and with the scene in Raging Bull with Jake complaining to his wife Vickie about his steak not being cooked the way he liked it to be? If these questions are not enough to wrap your brain around the double standards that I absolutely loathe, I do not know what does. These all encapsulate how much I believe Kagome Higurashi is nothing more than a self-centred, narcissistic, hateful, and loathsome bully who thinks she is being cool by keeping Inuyasha in that perennial leash. Yes, people, she really is that hateful. I can already hear a good number of you people saying that Kagome’s sit commands are intended for slapstick. If your idea of slapstick is Inuyasha being constantly abused by Kagome’s sit commands, you clearly do not realise how stale it has become after nearly one hundred plus episodes even after they were married and had Moroha their daughter in Yashahime. Even if it was intended for slapstick, even if Sunrise inserted those extra sit commands in select episodes, it got old extremely quickly, and it made Kagome out to be nothing more than a big bully, a mega bitch in sheep’s clothing, a domineering harridan, and a complete and utter scumbag. Speaking of scumbag, it was incredibly scummy of her to trick Inuyasha to wearing those god-awful beads again after the third movie’s epilogue in the guise that she trusts him but does not want to run off again. The fact that Kagome blatantly wants those beads on Inuyasha again with a final “Sit, boy!” in her stupid belief that those are what connect her with him means one thing. I know I already said this in a previous demotivational poster revolving around this pathetic floozy, but it is worth mentioning again. Kagome is a sociopathic narcissist and domineering psycho-bitch with no regards for Inuyasha’s well-being, independence, free will, and individuality. If she truly and genuinely cared for Inuyasha, she would take those god-forsaken beads off, listen to him more, not impose her will on him all the time, get her head out of her ass, not believe that the world always revolves around her, and fend for herself more often. Kagome is not the only one to blame for this abuse of the Beads of Subjugation. Kaede was also the instigator of this malarkey too. Yes, Kikyou also fashioned the Beads of Subjugation for Inuyasha, but there was trust between them. Kaede in her sheer stupidity thought that it would be good for Inuyasha to be subjugated by those accursed beads because she has always lived in the shadow of her late older sister who was a much better shrine maiden than she will ever be. Therefore, Kaede is also to blame for this bull-crap and is just as guilty of enabling Kagome’s abuse of the Beads of Subjugation as well as playing favourites with her. Kaede aside, there is also the issue of Kouga, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou because they are also to blame of why Inuyasha cannot voice his opinions as directly as he could and is always in the wrong. Kouga, who may I remind you is a Karma Houdini who got away with murder, always talked smack about Inuyasha, despite the fact that this pathetic wolf turd is not a great fighter. He even had the gall to kidnap Kagome because she can sense the Shikon Jewel shards and even made constant advances on her. Instead of stopping him, she constantly tolerates Kouga and acts like a total doormat to him, despite the fact that he is violating her space and her “individual will”. Inuyasha was in the right to want to take Kouga down because of his misdeeds, but Kagome still sits Inuyasha in her stupid belief that he was “good to her”. Kouga only wanted to bang Kagome just because she can sense the jewel shards, yet she still enabled Kouga’s bullying of Inuyasha and unfairly makes the latter sit. This proves that I side with Inuyasha wanting to beat Kouga to a bloody pulp, and Kagome should have just kept her squally, squealing, nails-on-a-chalkboard mouth shut. Miroku, Sango, and Shippou are the absolute worst culprits of being just as complicit in Kagome’s abuse of Inuyasha because they are nothing but Kagome satellites and rotate themselves around her as if though they were her followers and she the Queen Bee. They are under the belief that Inuyasha and Kagome are in a relationship, despite them not being in one, and think that Inuyasha should be punished for his infidelity, when in fact he did not have any closure with Kikyou after she was unfairly resurrected by Urasue. It also did not help that he had many issues to resolve with her that neither Kagome nor Miroku nor Sango nor Shippou understood and just took it as Inuyasha cheating on Kagome with Kikyou which is absolute bollocks….

This screenshot demotivational poster is highly, utterly, indubitably, and absolutely Anti-Kagome. Sit back, relax, and traverse back into familiar territory with this pathetic loser of a “heroine” and why I would never dream hero-worshipping someone like her even if my life depended on it. So, Kagome Higurashi. We meet again. She will be continuously adored by her fans, but I am not one to patronise her. I used to try to like her when I watched Inuyasha a lot more earnestly as a 14-year-old eighth grader, but I always found myself rooting more for Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha than for this abusive, bossy, controlling, demanding, domineering, excruciating, and incompetent floozy. Watching Inuyasha more critically and in his eyes made me realise just how loathsome and horrible this creature was. Thus, she will always end up being dragged by yours truly because, after repeated viewings of Inuyasha, she may have had potential to grow, but she still ended up being the same petulant dumbass-in-distress that I love roasting and grilling to medium rare perfection. Kagome’s misuse of the Beads of Subjugation may have been intended for self-defence, especially since Kaede the incompetent hag and useless excuse of a shriveled shrine maiden placed them on Inuyasha, but it has been used to assert her dominance because she is a big bully who barely gets called out for her rubbish. The fact that she uses the Beads of Subjugation for petulant reasons rather than solely for self-defence makes her a truly despicable harridan. I know there are some people who think I am just being mean to her and should stop saying hateful things about her because she is “awesome”. I have this to ask you, gentlefolk. If you were in Inuyasha’s place and you lived a hard enough life of your own, would you enjoy it when a floozy like Kagome uses the sit command on you in such a petulant manner? No, because it would be excruciating as Hell! If the guy were to do same thing Kagome did to Inuyasha, would you find him heroic for putting up with his “female life partner”? No, because that would make him a villain. So, why is Kagome any different than those abusive scumbags? Just because she is a heroine? Please, she is nothing more than a product of double standards and abuse inflicted towards the jerk with a heart of gold sells. Therefore, she deserves all of my boundless rage for the abuse she has been inflicting on Inuyasha. Speaking of her fans, yes, I can already sense some butthurt Kagome fans calling me a petulant whiner too, but I do not care. I can even sense some butthurt fans thinking that I hate Kagome because I want Inuyasha all for myself so that I can “have sex with him”. Well, that was happened to me on Twitter of all places because some hellions believed that I was being a huge beta male overreacting to the multiple sits Kagome gave to Inuyasha from Episode 109, and my retaliation would have been that she should have suffered more physical pain such as having joint locks, uppercuts, roundhouse kicks, and finger strikes thrown at her. Several people found that scene hilarious, but I and maybe other people with a brain bloody hated it because it just illustrated how much of a spoiled, pathetic, mopey brat this woman-child really is. She was not much better in Episode 158 where after Inuyasha was still encountering Kikyou, she sat him repeatedly again! The people in Sunrise may be to blame for adding in those extra sits to make Kagome look better, add more fuel to the love triangle fire, and make Inuyasha out to be constantly in the wrong. However, what it has done is make Kagome look more petulant, bratty, spoiled, and self-centred to the point where she thinks that everything should revolve around her, and those disagree, mostly Inuyasha, will end up being browbeaten. Even after more than one hundred plus episodes, this pathetic excuse of a heroine still saw it fit to sit Inuyasha, despite how brutally honest he was about his opinions. Yes, Inuyasha was not particularly innocent himself, but the fact that he had to be battered by this shrew even for the tiniest of mistakes and missteps is crossing the line, and her constant abuse of Inuyasha has done nothing for me to root for her as a heroine. Even in Yashahime, she still uses the Beads of Subjugation on Inuyasha, despite the fact that they were married and have a kid of their own in the form of Moroha. As if this thing ever was a heroine, which she is not. This is where the hero worship directed towards Kagome is also an issue for me. The hero worship Kagome receives is a joke that I find myself laughing at ironically because her fighting skills are subpar. I am aware that she did act all determined and in-charge when helping the villagers escape to safety after she, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou were captured by the Panther Devas, but she, Miroku, Sango, Kouga, Hakkaku, and Ginta could have also been just as useful in taking down the Panther King alongside Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha in order to revive Shuran, Karan, and Shunran after a devastated Toran saw what happened. Skill-wise, Kagome may have had promise as an archer, and it is more gruelling than people specialising in this weapon-based martial art can give it credit for, but what does she do? She bitches and moans about her school, upcoming tests, and wanting to get into some high school, which would have been severely impossible for her due to her frequent absences and late hours, instead of polishing her skills as an archer, as she is also Kikyou’s descendant. Most of all, she ends up constantly kidnapped, held for ransom, and has to rely on Inuyasha to freaking save her which makes her even lamer and puts her neatly in the category of dumbass-in-distress….