Articles by TheAsianCriticChick

The Asian Critic Chick – Grown Ups 2

This is a vulgar, cheap, raunchy landfill of unfunny, talentless, and plotless shit I don’t think I’ve ever seen… but seeing Taylor Lautner get his dick chewed off by a reindeer was pretty damn funny. Again, Sony Pictures Entertainment blocked this review on YouTube to prevent any further debauchery of their beloved masterpiece.  My response was the following:  

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The Hangover Part III

The Hangover sobered up, and franchise that made Zach “Gah-lee-fya-na-keys” an immediate superstar left us in a lingering state of shock and disappointment.  So much for the “epic finale” of the Hangover trilogy.

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The Asian Critic Chick – Bridesmaids

I don’t get it.  I don’t get you ladies.  Female version of The Hangover?  BETTER than The Hangover?  No fucking way.   I have never seen a chick flick so open with its sexual humor, having forgettable characters, a sickeningly weak female lead, and manage to include every generic, overused chick flicky/romantic comedy plot point at same time.  This one was just asking for it.

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Jack and Jill

Good fucking God Almighty cock shit face in heaven.  Adam Sandler as a woman?  Al Pacino?  Celebrity cameos?  Mexican stereotypes?  How the fuck did Hollywood get away with this? Also features special guest star EddMasterZero, the Australian random reviewer.  

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RV

Watch me turn this so-called feel-good family vacation comedy into an unbearably soulless anti-comedic shit-fest. The fucked up part: This totaled piece of garbage is actually copyright protected and all content from it is blocked by YouTube, hence the DailyMotion link.  This was my response:

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Digimon

The Asian Critic Chick reviews Digimon and gives her commentaries of the English dubbed and subbed versions of Digimon Adventure. Also features her first guest appearance, the MalaCritico!

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