This Blossutchoomer or Butch x Blossom x Boomer or Blossutch/Blossoomer fanart is dedicated to Bruno aka H1Gh-V0LtAg3 and Nikki aka RivalCrushAngel who celebrated their birthdays last week. So, Bruno, Nikki, I hope you had an amazing birthday, I wish you all the best in everything you have accomplished so far and stay fine as both people and as artists. Os deseo a ambos mucha suerte, felicidad y amor en tus vidas como artistas y personas. I apologize if this little birthday gift came in late, but real life and my family are my priorities as well as my education. I would also love to dedicate this to all of the awesome Blossutch and Blossoomer shippers out there because I know I am gonna hate sounding like a broken but I very much prefer these two ships over both DexBloss and Blossick, given how flexible, interesting, and exciting both Blossutch and Blossoomer are, especially if it’s a love triangle between Butch, Blossom, and Boomer. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy this wonderful OT3.
Here we have Butch and Boomer, who are both 26 years old, being the dashing, studly gentlemen that they are and flexing their well-shaped biceps for their lady love Blossom, who is 25 years old. Blossom, on the other, is standing proud and is just admiring the absolute heck out of the both of them, Butch with his super strength, great usage of his muscles, loyalty, and animal instincts and Boomer with his super strength, super speed, well-muscled physique, empathy, and kindness. Ergo, these guys know how to treat Blossom like the queen that she is. Moreover, I think it is a lot more exciting to have a cockfight/beatdown occurring between Butch and Boomer eyeing for Blossom, as opposed to the cockfights going on between Dexter and Brick, which tends to get old really quickly. Methinks that Butch and Boomer will not tire that easily, given how well-built they are as superhumans, thus having their beatdown end in a draw.
In terms of the couple nicknames, I basically dubbed Blossutch as, firstly, The Watermelon Couple, and, secondly, as The Beastly Brawn and Brainy Beauty Couple. So, Blossoomer is going to be dubbed as The Berrylicious Couple, with Boomer being blueberry and Blossom being strawberry, The Electric Ice Couple, given how Boomer has lightning powers and Blossom has ice powers, and The Lovable Dumb Muscle and The Eloquent Belle couple.
If you’re going to ask me which do I prefer? Blossutch aka The Watermelon Couple or Blossoomer aka the Berrylicious Couple? Here’s what I have to say. I prefer both because at least both pairings accomplish the task of being flexible, fun, plausible, fabulous, and fresh than the overrated pairings found in both Blossick and DexBloss. Plus, I would love more than anything to make either a compoté, smoothie, ice cream, frozen yogurt or a shake out of watermelon, blueberries, and strawberries and just dig in. I know I’m making my viewers hungry at this point.
There you have it. A fun and dare I say healthy love triangle to be found in Blossutchoomer or Butch x Blossom x Boomer. I hope you all enjoyed this. So, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, do you have anything to say to our celebrants who had their birthdays last week?
Butch, Boomer, and Blossom: Sure.
Butch: Hey, Bruno, Nikki, we hope you had an amazing birthday and we hope you guys stay strong.
Boomer: Sois artistas fantásticos y os deseo mucho amor, sanidad y felicidad en tus vidas.
Blossom: Keep on striving as artists and as people and stay golden.
Thanks, guys. See you all in the next submission.
Butch, Blossom, and Boomer from The Powerpuff Girls belong to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network.